Very angry day today because I typed this entire thing up – all four pages or so – and then lost it somehow, so don’t look for me to be my normal, happy self trying to recreate the whole damned thing right now.
As expected, not a lot of stuff going on this past weekend. The big movers of the week were Villarreal and River Plate. Villarreal moved up seven notches, from 24th to 17th, as they took over second place in the Primera Division. Meanwhile, River Plate moved up seven notches from 15th to 8th, despite losing for the first time in the Clausura, because they moved into the top spot in their Copa Libertadores group this week. Does Villarreal’s move up mean Barcelona is the big loser? It would make sense, huh? Didn’t work out that way because of the Super Bonus Points that Barcelona has gotten for making the Champions League semifinals. Sometimes life ain’t fair. Just ask my computer.
Anything happening this week? There’s the Champions League semifinals, where the top four ranked teams are all playing each other. Want more? There’s the UEFA Cup semifinals, featuring ranked teams Bayern Munchen and Fiorentina. (
Predictions for the Champions League and UEFA Cup semifinals can be found here.) Want more? Theres the first leg of the CONCACAF Champion’s Cup finals, with Deportivo Saprissa hosting defending champion Pachuca. Want more? There’s the first matchup of the year between the number one and number two teams in the world at Stamford Bridge as Chelsea hosts Manchester United. Want more? If so, you’re too damned greedy. You should work on that. Here’s something to read while you’re working on it.
World Club Rankings Top 25 – April 21, 20081.
Manchester United (Eng) (1) – Just when everything is going both hunky and dory for the number one team, along comes a trip to play the Blackburn Rovers where they could manage no more than a
1-1 draw. At least they don’t have any big games coming up. Oh, well there’s Barcelona in the Champions League, but they’re only ranked number three. Then they play Chelsea this weekend, but they’re only ranked number two. And both games are on the road. If any team can survive this, however, I guess it’s the number one team.
2.
Chelsea (Eng) (2) –
Defeated Everton 1-0 on Thursday to move within three points of Manyoo in the Premiership. Travel back to the west coast tomorrow to face Liverpool in the Champions League. After that, they have an opportunity to tie Manyoo on top of the Premiership as the two face off in the regular season match of the year.
3.
Barcelona (Esp) (3) – No, of course they shouldn’t be this high since they managed only a
goalless draw against Espanyol this weekend and dropped to third in the Premiership. Nevertheless, here they are thanks to being in the Champions League semifinals. Host Manchester United on Wednesday. Unfortunately, the Manyoo witch doctor that put a spell on Totti in the quarterfinals has put a similar spell on Henry in the semifinals, since word on the street is that he will be out. Face Deportivo La Coruna this weekend as they try to chase down Villarreal for second. There will be no chasing down of Real Madrid this year.
4.
Liverpool (Eng) (4) – Another overrated team due to a strong Champions League showing. Face Chelsea tomorrow as they try to prove that they belong up here. It’s a tough matchup, but Liverpool does seem to excel in these two-leg set-ups. Firmly grasped the final English Champions League spot this weekend with a
2-0 victory over the Fulhamericans. Travel to Birmingham to play City this weekend in a match that I can’t imagine that they will be paying very much attention to.
5.
Inter Milan (Ita) (5) –
Defeated Torino 1-0 this weekend to extend its Serie A lead to six points. Nice bounce back after a disappointing goalless draw at home against Lazio in the first leg of the Coppa Italia semifinals. Host Cagliari this weekend as they move closer to the championship.
6.
Porto (Por) (6) – Even though the bwin Liga championship is already theirs, Porto is still playing strong, defeating Veitoria Setubal 3-0 in Cup action at midweek before
defeating troubled Benfica 2-0 in Liga action this weekend. Here’s to them maintaining their dominance as they play Vitoria Guimaraes this weekend.
7.
Real Madrid (Esp) (7) – Extended their Primera Division lead even further this weekend with a
2-0 victory over Racing de Santander. Host the red-and-white from Basque country this weekend as Athletic de Bilbao come to town.
8.
River Plate (Arg) (15) – Lost for the first time in the Clausura this weekend,
falling to Rosario Central 1-2. Nevertheless, moved to the top of its Copa Libertadores group with a resounding 5-0 victory over Deportivo San Martin. As they wait for their Copa Libertadores draw, they will get ready for Argentinos Juniors in domestic action.
9.
Roma (Ita) (8) – Fell even further behind Inter this weekend as they managed only a 1-1 draw against Livorno. Did manage to
beat Catania at home 1-0 in the first leg of the Coppa Italia semifinals, though. Host the non-cheating team from Turin (Torino) this weekend in Serie A action.
10.
Arsenal (Eng) (9) – Even though they are playing for nothing, they are playing well,
defeating Reading 2-0 this weekend. Next weekend, another meaningless game against another meaningless opponent (no offense, Derby County).
11.
Sao Paulo (Bra) (10) – Tough week for the defending Brazilian champions as they lose in the Paulista League semifinals,
losing to Palmeiras 0-2. Get a shot at some Copa Libertadores redemption, however, when they host Colombian power Atletico Nacional.
12.
Estudiantes (Arg) (11) – The team from La Plata was able to draw even with River Plate this week by virtue of its
1-1 draw with Tigre. Also won its Copa Libertadores group with a 2-0 victory over Deportivo Cuenca. This weekend, they host Rosario Central, who is coming off of an upset of River Plate.
13.
Juventus (Ita) (13) – Absolutely mauled the Serie A competition this week, defeating Parma 3-0 and
Atalanta 4-0. If my knowledge of numerical patterns isn’t failing me, they should defeat Lazio 5-0 this weekend, but I guess we’ll have to wait and see. Oh, yeah, before I forget – cheating bastards. (Some traditions should never be broken.)
14.
Lyon (Fra) (12) – Advanced to the semifinals of the French Cup with a 1-0 victory over Metz and then
defeated Strasbourg 2-1 to move closer to their 217th consecutive Ligue Un title. (Napoleon played center midfielder for them back then, I believe.) As they get closer to ending the battle for La Championnat, they host Caen this weekend.
15.
Bayern Munchen (Ger) (14) – Gotta hand it to the Germans (I think there are some Germans on this team). They like to make things interesting. After a miracle victory against Getafe in the UEFA Cup, they let Borussia Dortmund back in the German Cup final at the last minute, only to
break their hearts again in extra time. Also defeated Eintracht Frankfurt 3-1 to retain their rightful spot atop the Bundesliga. This weekend, the leader plays the defending champions as Bayern hosts VfB Stuttgart.
16.
Fluminense (Bra) (16) – Like Sao Paulo, Fluminense had some problems domestically as they were eliminated in the Taca Rio Final this weekend by
losing 0-1 to Botafogo. A victory over a good LDU Quito team, however, did allow them to finish atop their Copa Libertadores group and gain Moderate Bonus Points. This weekend, it’s all about the waiting. Waiting for the CL draw, that is.
17.
Villarreal (Esp) (24) – Jump up seven notches in the rankings and one notch in the Primera Division as they
defeat Valladolid 2-0 this weekend. Travel to Sevilla to play Real Betis this weekend as they try to stay ahead of Barcelona in La Liga.
18.
PSV Eindhoven (Ned) (20) –
Defeated Vitesse 1-0 this weekend to claim another Eredivisie title and a guaranteed trip to next year’s Champions League. As far as I can tell, this concludes PSV’s season. If anybody knows any differently, drop me a line.
19.
Deportivo Saprissa (CRC) (17) – Saprissa got to take the week off as it prepares for the first leg of the CONCACAF Champions Cup final against defending champion Pachuca. Go Saprissa!!! (I’m pissed at Pachuca for knocking out DC United.) This weekend, Saprissa returns to domestic action, where results have been difficult to come by recently, as they host Herediano.
20.
Ajax (Ned) (19) – Two big wins this week, 2-1 against Groningen and
5-1 against Heracles Almelo, weren’t enough as Ajax falls just short of PSV in the Eredivisie. This means there is no guaranteed Champions League spot for Ajax. Their next match is in the Dutch Champions League playoffs, where Ajax will face Michael Bradley and Heerenveen, but that’s not this week.
21.
Bordeaux (Fra) (22) – Kept pace with Lyon this week by
defeating Toulouse 1-0, but the championship is Lyon’s toulouse, I mean to lose. I like puns. Unfortunately, they were eliminated in the French Cup semifinals on penalty kicks after a goalless draw with Sedan. Their opponents this week will be nicer, though. I mean Nice. They host Nice this weekend. I like bad puns. The worse, the better.
22.
Sporting CP (Por) (21) – Did a fine job eliminating Benfica from the Portugal Cup, as well as the rankings, defeating the troubled team 5-3. Unfortunately, they followed that up by
getting humiliated 1-4 by lowly Uniao Leiria. Will they bounce back this week? I have no clue. They will have a chance, though, when they host Maritimo.
23.
Everton (Eng) (20) – Doomed themselves to the UEFA Cup (in all likelihood) next year with a 0-1 loss to Chelsea on Thursday. Even that is not guaranteed, however, as they have a tough schedule remaining. It begins this week when they host Aston Villa.
24.
Cruzeiro (Bra) (23) – Destroyed by Real Potosi 1-5 in Copa Libertadores action this week, but I can’t hold that against them since it was a meaningless game seeing as they had already won their group. No games for Cruzeiro this week, meaningless or otherwise.
25.
Fiorentina (Ita) (NR) – Fiorentina returns to the countdown this week after a
victory over Palermo this weekend. (It was Palermo, wasn’t it? I thought I saw pink jerseys in the pre-game show.) Host Sampdoria this weekend in what should be a great match as they try to retain their Champions League spot. In the meantime, however, they travel to Glasgow to play a very good, but recently erratic, Rangers club. Should be fun.
Bubbling Under (alphabetically): Atletico de Madrid (Esp), Benfica (Por), Flamengo (Bra), AC Milan (Ita), Rangers (Sco)
Next Five South American Clubs: (32) Boca Juniors (Arg), (35) Libertad (Par), (37) Santos (Bra), (41) River Plate (Uru), (49) San Lorenzo (Arg)
Matches Between Top 25 Clubs This Week: 22 April – (2) Chelsea at (4) Liverpool
23 April – (1) Manchester United at (3) Barcelona
26 April – (1) Manchester United at (2) Chelsea